You Could Drive a Person Crazy Songtext
von Cleo Laine

You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which it only makes a person gladly
Want you even more
I could understand a person
If it′s not a person's bag
I could understand a person
If he meant it as a gag
But worse than that, a person that
Titillates a person then leaves her flat
Is crazy
He′s a troubled person
He's a truly crazy person himself
When a person's personality is personable
He shouldn′t ought to sit like a lump
It′s harder than a matador coercin' a bull


To try to get you off of your rump
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
Knock knock, is anybody there?
Knock knock, it really isn′t fair
Knock knock, I'm workin′ on my charms
Knock knock, a zombie's in my arms
All that sweet affection
What is wrong?
Where′s the loose connection?
How long, oh Lord, how long?
Bobby baby booby booby Bobby
You could drive a person buggy
You could blow a person's cool
First you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool
When a person says that you've upset her
That′s when you′re good
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should
I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead
Excusez-vous, elusive you
Will anybody ever get the juice of you?
You′re crazy
You're a lovely person
You′re a moving, deeply maladjusted
A never to be trusted, crazy person yourself
Nacho, you're a wacko and enough is enough