Wives Do It All the Time Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Oh gosh, here we go again
A booger can′t get no rest around this joint
Well she got up this morning at 6AM
She was grumpy as can be
And not a snowballs chance of sleeping late
Cause she started vacuuming
Said get your lazy butt up Cletus
You gotta take me to the mall
Don't forget to bring them credit cards
Cause I′m a gonna use them all
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A bunch of female general Schwartzcoffs
A barking off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
Why do we catch hell if they break a nail
Wives do it all the time
Makeup scattered all over the place
And the bathroom′s a cloud of dust


Didn′t leave no gas in my pickup
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
You know you sure are a cold one baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your Victoria's Secret
Or watch Mindy on CMT
Wives do it all the time
We can′t meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
When we give them that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
Well they never fail to find a sale
Wives do it all the time
Well she just might get frisky tonight
So I won′t get nowhere near her
And if she says, "Cleety come on the bed"
I pretend that I don't hear her
Ooh
They spend all our money, it′s a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
Beats all I ever saw, they'll bankrupt us all
Wives do it all the time
Yeah wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it, oh every time, every time
Wives do it, mine does it all the time