Shania I'm Broke Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Let′s get jiggy with it
Uh-oh
My truck won't crank, I owe the bank
I′m gonna pay 'em back, but right now, I can't
My record went gold, half a million sold
My wallet was fat, but I spent all that (All that)
Just went out and bought things I couldn′t afford
Now Uncle Sam′s knockin' on my door
All this stress, I′m so depressed
Do not mess with the IRS
Loan shark says it's time to pay
Says I got ′til the end of the day
Nothin' left to do but pray
Pray (Give), give (Me)
One more day
Shania, I′m broke, I need help right away
I blew what little bit of money I made
You and me, we're on CMT
So why can't I seem to make ends meet?
Radio Shack keeps a-billin′ me


They say they′re gonna repo my color TV
Pick up the phone, phone the man alone
Say (Yo), hey, Shania, I'm broke
I′m poor as hell, can't you tell?
That′s why I got my house for sale
I try in vain, but it's not the same
I just can′t emulate Mutt Lange
Have you got a place that I can stay?
Maybe just for a couple of days?
Check with Mutt, see if it's okay
Say (Yo), word (Huh)
On my way
Shania, I'm broke and I need a payday
If you got an extra million, send a little my way
If Shania was mine, didn′t make me a dime
So I had to steal your song just one more time
Lookie who′s back, it's Cledus T
I know you thought you′d heard the last of me
This ain't no joke, you′re my only hope
Hey (Dude), hey, Shania, I'm broke
Aw, write a check, will ya?
Hey, Shania, I tell you what I′ll do
If you let me borrow a hundred and thirty-
Five dollars to pay my Stretch Hugo payment
I'll give you four free haircuts and a bang trim
And even sing backgrounds on your next record
Shania, I'm broke, I′m ashamed to say
That Super Bowl bet didn′t go my way
Won't you please buy my new CD
Or I′ll be filin' bankruptcy?
All my creditors are suing me
I owe back taxes for ′93
I know you're home, so pick up the phone
Hey (Matt), hey, Shania, I′m broke
I'm broke
Man, I'm broke