Refried Beans Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Last Friday evenin′
I went to dry heavin'
Bent over doubled in pain
From out of my mouth
And right on a new Lexus
One hell of a load I sure slang
On my knees I was throwin′
The owner was goin'
Inside to pay for his gasoline
I'm in a mess at the Texaco
Barfin′ up refried beans
I′m down at the Texaco
Sick as a dog
My stomach's churnin′
My tail-end is raw
I swear it's the last time
I′ll eat another Taco Supreme
I'm in a mess at the Texaco
Barfin′ up refried beans
No, this picture ain't purdy


I ate number thirty
And drank too much Mexican beer
Four shots of Tequila
Don't mix with fajitas
I′m prayin′ a bathroom is near
I OD'd on tamales
And green guacamole
Lord, I hope that the toilet is clean
I′m in a mess at the Texaco
Barfin' up refried beans
I′m down at the Texaco
Smell like a hog
Knee deep in poo-poo
The commode was clogged
Who used it the last time?
Oooh, boy, did it stink
Shoo-wee at the Texaco
'Cause of them refried beans
I′m down at the Texaco
Where's Tim McGraw?
While I'm sittin′ here peelin′
The paint off the walls
He's probably sippin′ fine wine
And dinin' on fancy cuisine
While I′m here at the Texaco
From eatin' them refried beans
A mess at the Texaco
From eatin′ them refried beans
I said I'd be out in a minute!
Wait a minute!