Every Bulb in the House Is Blown Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

I told you I′d leave some flairs on
In case you ever wanted to find my home
You frowned and said, well, the dang law should arrest ya
Now, this old house keeps falling apart
So I went down to the local Walmart
And bought this Coleman lantern to impress ya

'Cause every light in the house is blown
I keep on a-clapping, but they don′t clap on
House looks like where the Amish live
There's really no point to pay the power bill
'Cause every light in the house is blown
The numbers won′t even light up on my telephone
′Cause every light in the house is blown


It got awful dang depressing
The bulbs all blew out one by one
And I just can't afford right now to replace them
Until then, I′ll sit here in the dark
'Cause I can′t get this old generator to start
I got four batteries, but I don't wanna waste ′em

'Cause every light in the house is blown
I'd love to sell the place, but it can′t be shown
Looks just like where the Clampets lived
Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills
Every light in the house is blown
No more reading Country Weekly
While I′m on the throne

'Cause every light in the house blown
Can′t see a thing 'til the crack of dawn
House looks like where Ben Franklin′s born
Before he flew a kite in an electrical storm
A-every light in the house is blown
I was hoping maybe Trace would float me along
'Cause every light in the house is blown