A(flat) Traffic Jam Songtext
von Chucklehead

My car goes slow
Ho 55, ho 54, ho 53, 52, 51
Ho 45, ho 44, ho 43, 42, 41
Ho 35, ho 34, ho 33, 32, 31
Ho 25, ho 24, 23, 22, 21

Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
It won′t happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won't happen see, we′ll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, get me out of New Jersey


Slouching in my car all alone
Snowflakes flying in a tireless drone
My windshield wiper metronome
My eyes are closin' six hours from home (hit it)
Traffic, traffic, fuck this mess
Would I use a tommy gun on that truck? Yes
Well I guess you best believe
I′m driving my rap with a mission conceive
Switching lanes (like issues for a politician)
Relieve me of my words 'cause I got more rhymes
Than he′s got dirty tricks up his sleeve

Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
It won't happen see, we′ll do the Tappan Zee
It won't happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, we′ll do the Tappan Zee
It won't happen see, get me out of New Jersey

Sluggish, Buggish, pitter patter spat
Move it Mack, I′m late that's where it′s at
Scat and I'll tip my hat (step back)
Gonna cut me off you dirty rat? (fuck that)
Yo this is a stick up Mr. Chevrolet pick up
Make room for my zoomin′ broom, boom


My car got towed
Late night, home in sight
Can I fit my rabbit here? Not quite
Parkin' spot, private lot
Might get towed, but maybe not
And sure enough, no bluff
I gotta shovel over 46 bucks
I'm back on the road, with a load
And here′s a hill, my car goes slow

...best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
It won′t happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, get me out of New Jersey

Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
Tell me do you know the best way?
Do I have to go through the Cross Bronx Expressway?
It won't happen see, we'll do the Tappan Zee
It won′t happen see, we′ll do the Tappan Zee
It won't happen see, we′ll do the Tappan Zee
It won't happen see, get me out of New Jersey