Introduction Songtext
von Chris Leese

Welcome, rabies and gentlemen
I′ve invited you here today
Because we all have one common problem

Chris Lees

That arrogant little gobshite
Who has nothing better to do
Than piss people off


So whether you're a sex pest
An alcoholic
A drug dealer
Or even a faggot
Well, maybe not a faggot
But I urge you to join forces with us
And take care of this little twat
After all, everybody hates Chris