Untitled Songtext
von Chris Laker

I got talking to this tourist
I′m not sure exactly where he was from
Another country and he was giving me a hard time about America
He said, "America is so racist"
And that might be true
But I don't let some fucking Eurotrash tell me that shit
So I was just like, "Well, we made Paula Deen not Paula Deen anymore
′Cause she said something 30 years ago"

You know what's weird?
When they, uh, if in a news article they
Quote somebody that said the N-word
What they do is they asterisk out the I and the E
And I don't think the vowels are the problem in that word
The GG, that′s the real motherfucker in that word
You asterisk out the GG
You take out the vowels, it′s like you're abbreviating
Looks like an airport code

That′s an awkward flight
You know, probably to Boston


Now I know, and I know that there is racial problems here
And because I, I know dudes
Like black dudes that grew up in New York and other cities
I hear the same stories from a lot of people
Like getting followed in a store for no reason
And like another common one I hear is that
When a black guy crosses the street
He'll hear car doors lock for no reason
And that′s definitely not cool
My only question is

How is everybody so sure that that sound is car doors locking?
People could be unlocking their car doors

That's what I do
If a black guy crosses the street in front of my car
I unlock my car door
I′m like, "Get in, dude, let's learn from each other"
That's why I always tell young black men
If you cross the street and you hear the car doors lock
Don′t jump to conclusions and call somebody racist
Try the handle

What′s the worst that could happen?