The Undertaker Songtext
von Chris Farren

I slipped away on Christmas day
Now my soul is traveling back from where it came
So pick my body up from my bed
Wrap it up in paper
You know I have gone to meet the undertaker


I slipped away on Christmas day
Saw the light at the end of the hallway, pretended to pray
Maybe they′ll all know my name
Will angels sing? Will trumpets play?
Will I be given my younger face?
I asked the undertaker

But he didn't answer
He just led the way
I could taste dirt in my mouth
And felt the blood leave my veins

"Yad samtsirhc no yawa deppils I"
Walked towards the pearly gates but he pulled me away
I said "I never did any harm, why is this elevator heading down?"
He kept facing forward and said with a laugh
"I′m the undertaker"