The Candy Wrap Songtext
von Chris August

Alright, (Alright)
C August, (That′s me)
Timbaland
What? No Timbaland? (Oh no)
How much? (Oh no)
Just C August (Just me)
Here we go
I love candy y'all (I love candy y′all)
Yeah

I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
I like it all, so come on and let a brother eat


Cause it's the 15th, and yeah, I just got paid
I'm working hard for my money to fulfill what I crave
Not girls (nah), or cars (nah), or power and respect (uh-huh)
But to have all the candy one could possibly collect
In my backyard, in a fort that I built
It has three candy aisles and a freezer full of milk
Turned ice cream, you know, mixed with Oreos
And some Butterfinger BB′s, ooh, that sounds great
Gimme two, gimme three, matter of fact, gimme four
Gallons of the mess that make my belly hit the floor
I′ll eat it, rawr, until my teeth are rot
Just to see the center of that Tootsie Roll Pop

I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There's nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat
I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There′s nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat


I murder trans fats, yet I have sans belly
I spread jelly on my deli, disappear like Makaveli (magic)
Bam, it's gone, and it′s just not funny (haha)
I ate so much, I got a cramp in my tummy
Cause I went swimming, nothing like a summer snack
I'll eat it underwater, just like a shark attack
Or while I′m sunbathing (you know), come on, I need a hand
Okay, I'll come back from my fantasy land
Back here to my house in the Candy Land
Where I'm the prince, the queen, and you know, the king
And I kick it with the SweeTart necklace bling
And top it off with a big ol′ ring
Pop it in your mouth until that flavor dies
When it all runs out, you′ll see a grown man cry
I used to beg, but now I eat
You know I make my money just to buy my treats

I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There's nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat
I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There′s nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat

I finish my sandwich so I can have my pudding
I swallow whole Reese cups and you
Ask, "How could he?" (How could he?)
I tunnel the funnel cakes down the right pipe
How could I be wrong if it tastes so right? (It can't)
If you didn′t know, let me bring you the news
I'm a skinny dude with a love for food
If you don′t understand, they should give you a clue
Chris is to Kit Kats like women are to shoes
A smart healthy snack, what does that even mean?
Your diet is wack, mine's like a real life dream
With the six-foot Twix playing tag in the park (you're it)
And a sugar daddy yelling "Son, be home before dark"
So unwrap this wrap (wrap), unsnap this snap (snap)
I gotta make room for my two o′clock snack
Lions, Tigers, Gummy Bears, oh my!
My life is complete, I′m so happy I could die

I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There's nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat
I love candy, I love candy
The tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour, and sweet
There′s nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat

I love the candy y'all (I love candy y′all)
I love the candy y'all (I love the candy y′all)
Give me candy y'all (uh-huh)
Candy, candy, candy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Reese's Cups (Reese′s Cups)
Sour Patch Kids (Sour Patch Kids)
Oh yeah
Haribo Gummy Bears, anybody?
You know, that kind in that gold package
Name brand, baby
None of that cheap stuff
Only the best
Where′s my Buncha Crunch?
Yeah