I’m a Failure Songtext
von Cherry and the Other People

I′m a failure
I'm a failure
I fail at everything
I don′t know how to play any of the instruments
We're a failure
(We are a failure)
We're failing
I′m a failure
You′re a failure

We're failures!
Woo!
Failures!
We′re failures!
I'm a failure!
She′s a failure!
We're all failures!
Oh, I dropped the guitar pick


Failures
I′m playing the wrong tune
I don't know the lyrics
Doo, doo, doo, doo
We're a failure
We′re dumb as a shrub
We′re gonna get evicted
We're a failure
He′s a failure
I'm a failure
I′m a failure

This song has no lyrics
It does have lyrics, though
You failure!

I'm concerning
We′re a failure
I'm playing a keyboard
That sounds like some drums
And I don't know how to play either
I′m failing
She′s failing (You're failing)
We′re all failing!
This guitar isn't even in tune!
This band is really just screaming!


We don′t know how to play any of the instruments!
So we go on and on and on and on
Failing! (On and on and on)
Failing!
We go on and on and on and on
Failing! Failing! Failing! Failing!
(Oh, I dropped the guitar pick again)
Failing!

These voices are crappy!
Oh, we're still going?
We don′t know what we're doing!
I didn't know the song was still going!
Please! Let us stop it!
When is this going to end?

Do you like this guitar tuning? It goes like this

I tuned it myself!
It′s called microtonal
Aah!