Ugly Bleeder Songtext
von Cheeper

Shopping for knickers
Got the weekend to get through
A nice pair of Y-fronts
And a bubble perm hairdo
Got a few quid now
We are in clover
With a bit of luck tonight
I′ll get my leg over

Ten pints and some beer nuts
And a pebble dash bathroom
Wiped myself down
And I was back in full bloom
But lard, you look gormless
With no chance of snogging
You're a physical freak
And your banter is bobbins


I pulled last night
Yeah, but she dropped off
A fast getaway
I pulled a wench
Despite my stench
She had a face
Just like a welder′s bench
Now that's not true
I must argue
She's the best that I will ever do

She wasn′t owt special
She looked the part
Lard, she was dog rough
She had a good heart
I think I told you
Right from the start
You were just an ugly ble-

Just an ugly ble-
Just an ugly bleeder