PPL Songtext
von Cheekface

Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance
It′s just the beginning, a new day is rising
Documentary directors follow me around
And I'm wiggling
I′m wiggling
I'm wiggling

Please rise and remove your hats and jackets and wallets
And stop flirting with the interns in the break room
In the break room
In the break room of life

People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I′m people and I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations


Please find your seats with your drinks and your programs
The opposite of every day is Opposite Day
And Opposite Day is just Christmas for opposites
Christmas for opposites

Please silence your devices and refrain
From taking a journey of self-discovery
We are going somewhere uncomfortable
And having an uncomfortable time
Uncomfortably, but just in time

People definitely let you down
I′m people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people and I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations

People definitely let you down
I′m people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations
People definitely let you down
I'm people, I will let you down, let you down
Congratulations