Grad School Songtext
von Cheekface

Hey, man
Is today your real birthday?
In the city where you were born
Have they designated today your day?
Hey, man (hey)
Everybody wants to ruin the world
Every mom is calling up just to talk
I read the news and it was bad, in my opinion

We found your social security number on the dark web
We found your social security number on the dark web
We found your social security number on the dark web
And we used it to open your email
And your email said

Everybody looks familiar (waking up again and again)
I′m waking up again and again (waking up again and again)
I threw chum in the ocean and the chum swam back
The currents are recurrent events


Everybody's here for the first time (waking up again and again)
Reducing their emissions with death (waking up again and again)
Because they heard it in a podcast and it changed their minds
The currents are recurrent events
They are recurrent events

Shift change
You are going from the cradle to grave
Then heading back from the tomb to the womb
From grade school to grad school

Shift change
From Easy Mac to Big Mac
From anecdote to irrelevant quote
To laughing your ass off at your own joke!

We found your social security number on the dark web
We found your social security number on the dark web
We found your social security number on the dark web
And we used it to open your email
And your email said

Everybody looks familiar (waking up again and again)
I′m waking up again and again (waking up again and again)
I threw chum in the ocean and the chum swam back
The currents are recurrent events


Everybody's here for the first time (waking up again and again)
Reducing their emissions with death (waking up again and again)
Because they heard it in a podcast and it changed their minds
The currents are recurrent events
They are recurrent events

Everybody looks familiar (waking up again and again)
I'm waking up again and again (waking up again and again)
I threw chum in the ocean and the chum swam back
The currents are recurrent events

Everybody′s here for the first time (waking up again and again)
Reducing their emissions with death (waking up again and again)
Because they heard it in a podcast and it changed their minds
The currents are recurrent events
They are recurrent events