Big Big Friend Songtext
von Cheekface

Pedantic romantic
The panic starts to creep
I am just a dude
Nobody hassle me
Majored in college
I earned a dude′s degree
By buying a notebook
And sneezing on my things

I come from
A long line of people
A long line of people who
Procreated


Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend

Poetic, synthetic
They mean the same to me
I inspire pathos
Among the faculty
A nine-minute mile
A minor misery
They're gonna give me tenure
See you at Applebee′s

I come from
A long line of people
A long line of p—

Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend


(Woo)

I come from
A long line of people
A long line of people who are
Problematic

Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend
Tell a big, big friend
To bring a big, big friend
Tell a big, big friend
To bring a big, big friend