Average Joe Songtext
von Ces Cru

Yeah
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, Yeah
Mic check, mic check


Strictly for the sake of my own amusement
Making music that I′ve imbued with illusion
That's all that life is and there′s nothing to it
Yeah, so what the fuck have y'all been doing being human?
You would never assume it, all the shit I'm in tune with
Give me two minutes, I′ll put an end to the critics
Fair-weather fans and cynics, I′m better with analytics
Simpleton savages couldn't manage to man his business
Average is averages, little man, I ran a percentage
Doing my civic duty and you couldn′t get to Ubi
Living in the boonies, I fit the euphemism for looney
Look at Ludacris, kablooey
I blew the shit into kibbles and bits
Belittle your clique, in the middle I sit
The killer city committee meet at Gillham and 3rd
I'm feeling disturbed when the villain emerge
Now I′m chilling, I'm as vicious as the realest you heard
With my pen I kill ′em absurd and rhyme seven syllable word, yeah

I'm not your average Joe
Hardcore, far more than the average
I'm as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is consistence, I′m considered a pro
I′ve got mad dough, cars, designer clothes, but still
I'm not your average Joe
Melodic approach but product is dope
You′re listening to the pro with the accurate flow


I got one foot in the game, one foot on the floor
Head in the sky, hand on the panhandle, a bum begging for more
Some would peg him as old, a stegosaur I suppose
My gumballs big and bold, no Regular Show
Phenomenon, John Legend, Gary Heaven would know
I'm on a never-ending run, Dave Letterman
My enemies on an Ethan Hunt, but they can′t get in my zone
Lil' Caesar 187 your soul, blow
You get the picture, closed caption, I know your stats
Expose negatives, under-developed photographs
I flow effortless, cess regiment growing fast
Deal intact, fuck around and feel the wrath, hold the math
Jeru told me that the pendulum swing
And that only the underground can bring an end to the king
He would look astounded, he stunted on ′em with treasure and bling
A man measured by the spread of his wing, put that on everything
Money was never a thing

I'm not your average Joe
I'm as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is consistence, I′m considered a pro
And these rap clones should know I′m no Donnie Brasco, for real
I'm not your average Joe
Melodic approach but product is dope
You′re listening to the pro with the accurate flow

Yeah, say what you say, I'm in it ′til I get a few rings
I'll never Cobain, I′m lifted off this medical strain
I wet up your brain, I'm on a different level, insane
Evidence say, vile villain with the venom in veins
I never change, left a residue with red and blue stains
They never knew they would meet me, then they met a new fate
Inedible Plate, if you're listening, I said a few things
Yeah, if you′re listening, I said a few things