Yucca Mountain Theme Songtext
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A grand parade, a motorcade
Our convoy of uranic waste
Hauled through the streets of Henderson
It′s 90 miles to Yucca Mountain

The flags are raised, the marshal waves
The town's aglow, the marching band plays
The passersby appear to cry
Their words unheard, they′re waving goodbye

Welcome to Yucca Mountain
A place for transuranic waste
Let's bury all our problems
So we don't ever have to face
The toxic runoff of the human race
Come down to Yucca Mountain
This is what we are suited for
3,000 feet of peace of mind
You need not worry anymore


A marvel of geology
A strict and strong containment policy
We found when digging out this well
The salt when struck rings just like a bell

For the first 100 years
Guards will keep all trespassers clear
This problem′s fixed, we′re moving on
We're handing off the nuclear baton

Welcome to Yucca Mountain
A place for transuranic waste
Let′s bury all our problems
So we don't ever have to face
The toxic runoff of the human race
Come down to Yucca Mountain
This is what we are suited for
Three thousand feet of peace of mind
You need not worry anymore

Communicate with the future
What we stored in the ground
When Yucca Mountain cracks wide open
We won′t be around


Welcome to Yucca Mountain
A place for transuranic waste
Let's bury all our problems
So we don′t ever have to face
The toxic runoff of the human race
Come down to Yucca Mountain
This is what we are suited for
Three thousand feet of peace of mind
You need not worry anymore