Stickup Songtext
von Catscan!

Alright
Everybody listen up
THIS IS A STICKUP
This isn′t a joke
It's not a fucking song
THIS IS A STICKUP
Give us all your cash, your watches, and jewelry
You: get your hands up!
Reach for the sky and keep them held high
Hands where we can see them and no one has to die

This is not a concert and we are not a band
We′ve been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split
The music's pre-recorded, we′re not playing shit
You should′ve joined our mailing list
You should've bought a shirt
But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows


Alright
Everybody shut up
THIS IS A STICK UP
Where′s my money
You think I'm being funny
THIS IS A STICK UP
Don′t call the fucking cops
Don't try to be a hero
You: stop crying
I′ll bash you in the face with my motherfucking bass
If any of you sons of bitches try to leave this place

This is not a concert and we are not a band
We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split
The music′s pre-recorded, we′re not playing shit
You should've joined our mailing list
You should′ve bought a shirt
But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows

This is not a concert and we are not a band
We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it′s a 50/50 split
The music's pre-recorded, we′re not playing shit
You should've joined our mailing list
You should've bought a shirt
But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows