Van McCann (Boys) Songtext
von CARR

I forced myself out on another date again last night
Introverted hoping that the company would make me right
All I ever got to see were insecurities
Showing off your Gucci belt and designer jeans

Trying too hard to be cool
You really think I′m into you
Trying too hard to be cool
I'm not into you

Dear God, please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

Your ego likes to tell you that you′re super extra cool
Thank you but I still
Don't wanna hit you juul
I don't really care about who you think you know
One shot of Ciroc
And you′re trying to take me home


Trying too hard to be cool
You really think I′m into you
Trying too hard to be cool
I'm not into you

Dear God, please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

Your best friend′s a DJ
Called me wasted on Friday
Friends think I'm OK
Your mum thinks I′m cool yay

Dear God, please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

Maybe then (maybe then)
Maybe then I would
Maybe then I would like boys again
Maybe then (maybe then)
Maybe then I would
Maybe then I would like boys again