Smooth Sailing Songtext
von Captain Monk

You got what you paid for
A drunk a thief an idiot
And all the joy that comes with it

Young and dumb and bright eyed
Fresh face fresh mouth and rudderless
All gas no breaks, vinegar and piss

You still want it
You put it all on red and jumped the curb
Blood and guts we laugh when we get hurt
It′s all smooth sailing, smooth sailing
Take the trash out in the rain and watch
The gutters fill and breach and wash the earth
It's all smooth sailing, smooth sailing

Careful what you wish for
Some cretins and a bag of nerves
A castle full of holes and dirt

Tried to make it perfect
Filled buckets up with shit and then
Smiled as we both stepped into them


You still want it
You put it all on red and jumped the curb
Blood and guts we laugh when we get hurt
It′s all smooth sailing, smooth sailing
Take the trash out in the rain and watch
The gutters fill and breach and wash the earth
It's all smooth sailing, smooth sailing

I know what you're made of
You take a lot to put down
Varmints creeping through the window of
My kingdom and crown
Shake rattle roll the carpet
Full of screws full of clowns

Scratching nails and clawing
Screaming at the ceiling
Tetanus lockjaw reeling

Said you want it, got to have it
This piss and shit filled pit of static
It′s all smooth sailing, smooth sailing
Make it lovely, put some signs up
Live and laugh and love this fuck up
It′s all smooth sailing, smooth sailing

It's all smooth sailing
It′s all smooth sailing