M. I. L. F. Songtext
von Captain Everything!

She′s 21 years older than the rest
But I think I'm well up to the test
Don′t you think that younger guys are fun?
The only thing that's stopping me
From some midday ecstasy
Is that you are my best friend's mum

′Cause I′m thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats
But don′t you worry, you're nothing on me
I′ll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free


Your husband′s off on business for a week
So I don't think that it's too much cheek
To ask if you need company
Think of all those lonely nights
When we could hold each other tight
There′s no need for celibacy

I′m taking pictures but you don't see me
But I′m a one and kind of sticky
You won't know love until you′ve been with me
Someone's up ahead telling me what to do
I′m trying not to listen 'cause I don't want to hurt you
I couldn′t do it even if I was crazy

Because I′m thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats
So if you need it, please let it be me
I′ll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free