Candidates' Hello! Songtext
von Capitol Steps

Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I′m not expecting anyone, come in...

Hello, look who is joining me
It's all my friends that I′m debating in the GOP

Herman Cain:
Hello, my name is Herman Cain
There's a 50-50 chance I'm certifiably insane

Hello, I′m Newt, remember me?
And if you′re poor you should be working by the age of three

Michelle Bachmann:
Hello, it's really me, Michelle
And anyone who doesn′t vote for me is going straight to...

Hell-o, Rick Perry is your guy
And did I mention Herman Cain just tried to rub my thigh


Hello, Santorum here to say
I will proudly lead America, except the part that's gay

Hello, I′m back again Ron Paul
And if, like me, you're anti-government don′t vote at all

Santorum: Who's that?
Perry: That's Huntsman over there
Paul: He′s just a basic, decent guy; that′s why he hasn't got a prayer

Hello, our next election day
You can say no to hope and change and choose a better way
Just go, down to your polling place
And put an X next to my face

Michelle (Santorum): Because this vote could change your life (...vote could change my life...)

Newt: I′ll change my wife!

Mitt (Candidates): Don't vote Obama (...Obama...)

Hell, no!