My Funk Songtext
von Candy Dulfer

Now, this is the point, right?
This is the point where we need to show you
Uh-uh, the difference, uh, between my funk and your funk
I mean, there′s a difference, right?
I mean, this ain't about hatin′, it's about creatin'
Now, Candy, Candy baby, can -
Can I talk to these people?
I need to show ′em what it is about my funk

Never claimin′ to be somethin' that I′m not
Never aimin' to be the new hot
Whatever is hot at the moment, I smash up on it
And keep rollin′, the earth keeps flowin'
Out, no doubt, whenever Candy is out
With this new LP, uh, talkin′ about that
Fatness, smack this across the track list
Painfully apparent, just a bad actress


Shit, all the means to meet, somehow, you always bring out the beast in me
It's why they say with me, release the beast in me
Yeah, still livin' off all of my royalty
Ain′t she actin′ suspiciously?
Thinkin' they could take me, but obviously
They don′t really know my history
I put them back in the position that's missionary
Now listen to this

My funk ain′t your funk, and your funk ain't mine
Your funk ain′t mine, neither, it's just a different design

Uh, yeah, uh

See, it's my funk-iness
Nasty, like havin′ a -
I′m the meanest, I mean this
Rockin' this scene is the easiest job
In a long, long-
Towerin′ above these cowardice dudes
I put your gonads through
Nothin' you threw, bluffin′ too fierce, you snooze, you lose, dude

You been sleepin', I been peepin′ my status
I been hazardous, got me a license to practice
Night rider, kill the night lighter
And still shine brighter, stay anyway
I'ma get this off my chest
I will express and let the funk rest
Here's just the progress, it′s my process
I guess it′s just my professional


My funk ain't your funk, and your funk ain′t mine
Your funk ain't mine, neither, it′s just a different design

Oh! Takin' us cool!
Yeah

Yeah

My funk ain′t your funk, and your funk ain't mine
I say my funk ain't your funk, and your funk ain′t mine
My funk ain′t your funk, and your funk ain't mine
We took it to the head and shot it through your soul

Yeah
Uh
Uh
Uh, yeah
Uh, uh
Yeah
Yuh

Break it down! Ah-ah, oh-oh, ah-ah
You get na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na
F around with the ah, flo-, oh-oh
It′s like yo-oh, here we go, oh-oh!
You get na, f around with the flo-, oh-oh!
This is my funk, it's not yours, oh-oh!
And here we, here we, here we go!

Yes sir, my funk ain′t your funk, your funk ain't mine
My funk ain′t your funk, and your funk ain't mine
I say my funk ain't your funk, your funk ain′t mine
Yes sir, uh-uh
Uh, I say yes sir
My funk