Satiricus Doomicus Americus Songtext
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Satiricus Doomicus Americus Songtext
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Pioneers shoot the buffalo
Buffalo trample the bozo
Bozo goes to the rodeo
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Military drones you can drag and drop
Roofies you can slip in a pudding pop
Ladders you can climb at the Stop & Shop
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I'm not a cynic, I′m a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Charlie Brown trolls on 4chan
MAGA stans blow the doorman
Bubbha Buddha hatches a war plan
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
A crucifix bangs on a headboard
Nurse Ratched ratchets up the bed sores
Hallmark traumatizes edgelords
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
A sadist marries a masochist
You picket in support of the apocalypse
Suicide tops the bucket list
Fat cat corporate cannabis
Puts the little mom and pop smoke shop
Out of the business
We′re all going down from famine, fire, flood
And a plague of evil clowns
Scraps of cellophane, cigarette stubs
And popcorn in the rain
We're circling the drain
Circling the drain
Circling the drain
Welcome to funeralopolis
Coroners grin with confidence
Hearses crash into ambulances
Coroners claim corner offices
Lizard people rig the algorithm
Barbies devolve into cannibalism
People slap each other with a rubber chicken
If you can′t beat 'em, party with 'em
Armageddon gives humanity a mulligan
That′s optimism, folks
Satiricus equals hilarious
Doomicus equals contagious
Americus equals all of us
E pluribus la resistance
We′re each an insignificant
Speck of detritus
Not a single sliver of a glimmer
To guide us
Minnesota minister
Utah sister
Michigan mourners curse at the wake
"Fer crying out loud!"
"For Pete's Sake!"
"Heavens to Betsy, get it over quick!"
"Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick!"
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Pioneers shoot the buffalo
Buffalo trample the bozo
Bozo goes to the rodeo
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Military drones you can drag and drop
Roofies you can slip in a pudding pop
Ladders you can climb at the Stop & Shop
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I'm not a cynic, I′m a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Charlie Brown trolls on 4chan
MAGA stans blow the doorman
Bubbha Buddha hatches a war plan
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
A crucifix bangs on a headboard
Nurse Ratched ratchets up the bed sores
Hallmark traumatizes edgelords
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
I′m not a cynic, I'm a realist
Satiricus Doomicus Americus
A sadist marries a masochist
You picket in support of the apocalypse
Suicide tops the bucket list
Fat cat corporate cannabis
Puts the little mom and pop smoke shop
Out of the business
We′re all going down from famine, fire, flood
And a plague of evil clowns
Scraps of cellophane, cigarette stubs
And popcorn in the rain
We're circling the drain
Circling the drain
Circling the drain
Welcome to funeralopolis
Coroners grin with confidence
Hearses crash into ambulances
Coroners claim corner offices
Lizard people rig the algorithm
Barbies devolve into cannibalism
People slap each other with a rubber chicken
If you can′t beat 'em, party with 'em
Armageddon gives humanity a mulligan
That′s optimism, folks
Satiricus equals hilarious
Doomicus equals contagious
Americus equals all of us
E pluribus la resistance
We′re each an insignificant
Speck of detritus
Not a single sliver of a glimmer
To guide us
Minnesota minister
Utah sister
Michigan mourners curse at the wake
"Fer crying out loud!"
"For Pete's Sake!"
"Heavens to Betsy, get it over quick!"
"Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick!"
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