Hillbilly Fuckery Songtext
von Buzzard

I used to sit with Beavis on the school bus
Cranking "Bark at the Moon" on a boombox
I feel ashamed looking back now
But one night we tried to tip a cow
How the fuck did we end up in a stolen car
With Uncle Earl and a keg of lukewarm PBR?

What the fuck is this hillbilly fuckery?
What the fuck is this fucking hillbillery?
This hillbilly fuckery′s gonna be the death of me

Hunter made me the designated driver
All I drank was a little Jagermeister
Good thing Hunt didn't get pulled over
He can′t find his nose even when he's sober
Now I see the same insane mentality
With RFK, JD, and the full-of-shit powers that be

What the fuck is this hillbilly fuckery?
What the fuck is this fucking buffoonery?
This hillbilly fuckery's gonna be the death of me


I come from the dregs of humanity
Beavis still lives with me
Now when I see Stephen Miller on Hannity
I see the same old dull glaze of stupidity

What the fuck?
What the fuck is this hillbilly fuckery?
What the fuck is this fucking tomfoolery?
What the fuck is this fucking buffoonery?
What the fuck are these fucking shenanigans?
What the fuck are these fucking Republicans?
What the fuck are these Nazi knuckleheads?
Dickheads, boneheads, meatheads, chuckleheads?
What the fuck are these wannabe Napoleons?
What the fuck are my fellow Americans?
What the fuck are these Christian evangelicals?
What the fuck are these bitchin′ pharmaceuticals?
What the fuck are these government officials?
What the fuck are these watermelon edibles?
This hillbilly fuckery′s gonna be the death of me