Primitve Enema Songtext
von Butt Trumpet

La-la, primitive enema
La-la, primitive enema

I′ve been sitting on the pot all fucking day
Read all my magazines (Twice!)
I've gotta get on with my fucking life
There′s one thing left that I haven't tried

I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La-la, primitive enema

I gladly spent the forty bucks
I spent more than that to spurn my nuts (Whoops!)
You wouldn't understand the joy I felt
When they finally yanked the butt plug out


I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La-la, primitive enema

People say that I′m full of shit
They don′t know the half of it (No!)
You might think that I'm sick and wrong
But try it and you′ll know where I'm coming from

I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La-la, primitive enema

Desperate people do desperate things
You don′t know the joy it brings
Desperate people do desperate things
You don't know the joy it brings


La-la, primitive enema
I need a primitive enema, Bud
Yeah, so do I
Me too
Well, I′m up for it
Cool