Rabbit of Seville Songtext
von Bugs Bunny

How do!

Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop
Daintedly, daintedly

Hey, you!
Don′t look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you′re next?
Yes, you're next
You're so next


How about a nice close shave?
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather, lots of soap
Please hold still, don′t be a dope
Now we′re ready for the scrapin'
There′s no use to try escapin'
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There′s no use, you need a shave!

Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!

There, you're nice and clean
Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine

Ohh, wait′ll I get that wabbit!

What would you want with a wabbit?
Can't you see that I'm much sweeter?
I′m your little señorita
You are my type of guy
Let me straighten your tie
And I shall dance for you!

Eh... Next!