Buckethead's Toystore Songtext
von Buckethead

4. BUCKETHEAD′S TOY STORE
"In this poor universe of the stellar-galactic flying tongues, feeble fluorescent fire-flies, a seemingly doomed and dis mal future is approaching nearer and nearer. Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered by an influx of fun, designated by a monstrous shipment of dolls, robots and toys, made by Japanese technicians dedicated to unbelievable, colorful novelty and delivered exclusively to Buckethead's Toy Store, a true wonderland of Joy. Even Rude Ralph agrees..."
(Music)
"Hey, do you have any of those ultra-gross Buckethead/Zillatron dual doll packs left?"
(Music)
(Telephone Rings) "Eh-eh, Buckethead′s Toy Store... Oh, dude! Of course we have wax horse teeth, what kind of operation do you think we're running here?!"
(Music)
"Hey! Get outta my way! I gotta getta Buckethead's Toy Store!" (Music)
"Wow, this is really neat toy store! Wow... "
Guitar: Buckethead
Bass: Bootsy Collins
Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey
Voice: Throatrake, Iggy Pop
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee