There’s Only One Jim Songtext
von Bubbles & The Shit Rockers

Well there′s only Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam
And I ain't into getting jacked
Unless Daniels is what you mean
Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me
Lord it just ain′t my scene
Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam

Sure I'll talk about fitness
If you mean fit′nis flask in my jacket
No I ain′t quittin' this
So if you got a beer let′s crack it
I've been to a gym I′ve taken a swim
Lord it just ain't for me
I prefer sittin′ at bars not liftin' them
So pour the whiskey


Yeah there's only Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam
And I ain′t into getting jacked
Unless Daniels is what you mean
Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me
Lord it just ain′t my scene
Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam

Sure I′ll talk about pullups
When I pull myself up offa my back
And when I get the hiccups
Well that just makes my abs contract
I've riden a bike I′ve gone on hikes
Lord it just ain't my bag
And I′m getting pretty good at these 12 oz curls
But I don't wanna brag

Hey Bubs what the fuck are you doing in here?
What am I doing here Muscles?
I'm hittin′ the fucking Jim baby
OOGA CHUCKA OOGA CHUCKA
Since when do you work out?
I didn′t say I'm working out Julian
I said I′m hittin' the Jim
Why do you have a big dirty drink in your hand?
I always drink when I work out man
You know that


Well there′s only Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam
And I ain't into getting jacked
Unless Daniels is what you mean
Well the treadmill felt like it would kill me
Lord it just ain′t my scene
Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam
Yeah there's only one Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam
Yeah there′s only one Jim that I like to hit
And his last name is Beam

Get your Jim Beam everybody
Don′t forget to tip your bartender
Get your Jim Beam
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