Scholarship Songtext
von Brute

Happened very likely
In the moldy library
Wasn′t very sightly
Though he may be striking


Don't seem very bright
For such a died in the wool scholar′s scholar
Don't seem very bright to me worth a damn.

Happened most assuredly
In a manner hurriedly
Jury listened luridly
To testimony, torridly

Don't seem very bright
For such a died in the wool scholar′s scholar
Don′t seem very bright to me worth a damn.