Gastronomicplentyfication Songtext
von Bruce Haack

Me and a friend walkin′ down the street
Got no clothes and nothin' to eat
Saw a sign, got in and it said
"Enter hungry, go well fed."
Went inside, boy I swear
There was gastronomic plantification everywhere
Sat and moved, tails behind
Got everything that stood or lied
Or crawled or flied
Or lived or died
Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pagan pie
Corn fritters, babysitters, eastern fry
Dill pickles, gill pickles, onion soup
Table legs, hard boiled eggs, boop boop a doop
Preachers, creatures, caulk with wine
And rice bowls, old souls, and turpentine
Gastronomic plantification
Go and fill yourself with that edification
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now


Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now
Finally, we had our fill
So we got up to pay the bill
Now you are part of this here story too
And so my friend, this one′s on you
Fruitcake, quail egg, pesticide
Pig knuckles, brass knuckles, alligator hide
Slow jog, quick jog, any way you want
Rehearsing or nursing, it's you I want
Sat and moved, our tails inside
Got everything that stood or lied
Crawled or flied
Lived or died
Everything that stood or lied
Or crawled or flied
Lived or died
Everything that stood or lied
Or crawled or flied
Lived or died
Everything that stood or lied
Or crawled or flied
Lived or died
Everything that stood or lied
Everything that stood or lied