Woolley Bridge Songtext
von Bromheads Jacket

Surry girls like tight jeans
Right up tight against their skin
Take you home to the dark
And show you what′s in
With glasses bigger than her face
She's off to get her Wotsit waxed
But if she′s mad she won't hear from Harvey Nicks
'Cause she′s only thinking about number one again
And she won′t listen 'cause her Samsung is ringing
Hold on


Surry girls like their boys
With lots of cash to buy them toys
A Porsche or a Merc will do
Turn heads with the noise
With spray-on tan and new lip gloss
She′s off to meet the boss
Three little kids he's got
But she just don′t care
'Cause she′s only thinking about number one again
And she won't listen 'cause her Samsung is ringing
Hold on

Willy Prince, Willy Prince
Well, it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you′re wasting time
Oh, but now, surry girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And not waste your time

In her time she′s learnt some tricks
40 Nicks and bamboo sticks
She is queen here right now
Boy, you'll be numb
The figure ain′t just by luck
Acne's gone, nip and tuck
Hours on the treadmill
And yeah, she gives a good fuck
′Cause she's only thinking about number one again
And she won′t listen 'cause her Samsung is ringing
Hold on


Willy Prince, Willy Prince
Well, it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you're wasting time
Oh, but now, surry girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And not waste your time

Now it seems that I have fallen for a surry girl
And she has promised she won′t leave me for another girl
So now at night we lie and hold each other really tight
And then we promised, yeah, that we would be the only one
We′d be the only one

Willy Prince, Willy Prince
Well, it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you're wasting time
Oh, but now, surry girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And not waste your time