Money, Money, Money Songtext
von Brian David Gilbert

Ha, cha cha
Good evening folks
My good friend of mine once told me anything can happen on halloween
And I know he′s right because something sure is happening right now
(Let's get it, boys!)

I work all night, I work all day
To pay the bills I have to pay
Ain′t it sad?
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
And that's to bad
But in my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I′d fool around and have a ball
Ra-ta-ta-ba, oh


Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be funny in a rich man′s world
Mummy, mummy, mummy
Always sunny in a rich man's world
Oh, all those things I could do
If I had a little mummy
It′s a rich man's world
Oh

Folks, you′ve been great this evening
You've really stuck around for it
I′ll tell you what, this joke has definitely run it's course
I do not think it could survive another verse and chorus
So let's go ahead and pull the brain out throughout the nose
Wrap this baby up and put him in a tomb, you know what I′m saying?
Am I supposed to be the mummy in this song
Or am I supposed to be singing about the mummy?
This is a very convoluted bit