Plan B Songtext
von Boy Howdy

A five-tier cake and a belle blast gown
We′ll invite the toast of every town
Oh, what a wedding this will be
Picture perfect memory
Now the greats of the world will all be there
We'll invite the president, hell, maybe even Cher
Dom Perignon for everyone
Yeah, that oughta get it done
But honey, if that ain′t your idea of fun

Plan B, drive to Vegas, tie the knot
Spend our money on the slots
Honeymoon in the parking lot
Of the cheapest motel
Plan B, I always keep it handy
In case I ever need
Something to fall back on
If things go wrong, Plan B


Now on a luxury liner, we'll lay in the sun
As we make our way to the Caribbean
Enjoy the fruits of a tropical isle
Swim in the water wearing nothing but smiles
Baby, if that ain't your style, yeah

Plan B, we′ll go fishin′ at the dam
Eat our dinner from a pan
Make love the best we can
In our sleepin' bag, yeah, yeah
Plan B, well I always keep it handy
In case I ever need
Something to fall back on
If things go wrong, Plan B

Well, Einstein surely must have had his doubts
Houdini must have had more than one way out
All the great minds of this century
Had more than a trick up their sleeve, Plan B

Plan B, well I always keep it handy
The perfect remedy
Something to fall back on
If things go wrong, Plan B
Well, if at first you don′t succeed
Pick up and move on to Plan B


Plan B, oh, Plan B
If at first you don't succeed
Pick up and move on to Plan B
Oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Plan B
Alright, alright
Oh yeah, Plan B