Cool Guy Songtext
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His dad buys everything
And he can′t even sing
So dad buys him a voice too
Always center stage
Always gets his way
Otherwise, nothing will do

He scares girls away
With the things that he says
He has no friends
Drives a Mercedes Benz
I'd never have thought
That he was a cool guy
And once in a while
He should zip up his fly


Picks up girls at Subway
Hits the dice and the hay
Put Captain Winky away
If it′s not sell out
We'll have to get out
For internal, it's all the same

He scares girls away
With the things that he says
He has no friends
Drives a Mercedes Benz
I′d never have thought
That he was a cool guy
And once in a while
He should zip up his fly

He′s full of himself
But everyone else
Thinks he's a spoiled loser
He wastes all his time
Complaining and whining about
How he′ll always be


Scaring girls away
With the things that he says
He has no friends
Drives a Mercedes Benz
I'd never have thought
That he was a cool guy
And once in a while
He should zip up his fly