Bubble Boy Songtext
von Bony Macaroni

I was a bubble boy before I had my shit popped
I was horny for a purpose, I just wanted to fuck
My heart was filled with joy before it started to leak
Before the world and its trajectory was revealed to me as bleak

I started touching grass, yeah, I was out on the lawn
I was a footnote in His presence, a pathetic little pawn
Guess I was cool with that, I didn′t fuck with the fuzz
Before I asked for strength and he was like, "You gotta get tough"

All things happen for no reason
Chances are there ain't no truth
Call it grim, a hopeless thesis
It′s just that if you so choose


I was a bubble boy until I drifted away
Wishing that all of God's creation would just evaporate
Just make it painless and quick, a cosmic gamma ray burst
A hundred light years away, hell yeah, that wouldn't be the worst, huh

All things happen for no reason
Chances are there ain′t no truth
Call it grim, a hopeless thesis
It′s just that if you so choose

It's just that if you so choose
It′s just that if you so choose
It's just that if you so choose
It′s just that if you so choose

All things happen for no reason
Chances are there ain't no truth
Call it grim, a hopeless thesis
It′s just that if you so choose