Regular Rocker Songtext
von Bodine

Hard time Rocky hits the street
Gets into trouble with any other guy he meets
Gets into shape at the downtown gym
Booze an′ ballerinas just don't interest him

He′s a regular rocker
Nothin' more nothin' less
Regular rocker
Hates slow fox and jazz
Regular rocker
He doesn′t go for blues
Regular rocker
He′s got blue suede shoes

Well you know Rosetta, she's a pro
When she dances Lord! She makes me go
But the guy who′s with her, I bet he knows
That when he leaves with her he steals the show


She's a regular rocker
Nothin′ more nothin' less
Regular rocker
Hates slow fox and jazz
Regular rocker
She doesn′t go for blues
Regular rocker
She's got blue suede shoes

Regular rocker!
Ain't no sucker
Regular rocker

Short Fat Betty, she asked me:
Jay, how come them guys just don′t like me? (What?!)
I told her: Well Betty, how can that be?
You′re a little too fat, but to me, you see

You're a regular rocker
Nothin′ more, nothin' less,
Regular rocker
Don′t worry 'bout the rest
Regular rocker
Forget them blues
Regular rocker
Put on your dancin′ shoes


Regular rocker! Ain't no sucker
Regular rocker! Ain't no sucker
Regular rocker! Ain′t no sucker
Regular rocker! Ain′t no sucker
Regular rocker! Ain't no sucker
Regular rocker! Ain′t no sucker
You understand?
Here we go!
Yeah!

Regular Rocker ain't no sucker!