Don't Bring Lulu Songtext
von Bobbysocks

"Your presence is requested,"
Wrote little Johnny White
But with this invitation
There is a stipulation
When you attend this party
You′ll all be treated right
But there's a wild and woolly woman
You boys can′t invite

You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose, if they turn up nose
But don′t bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do
What we boys don′t want to
When she struts her stuff around
Down the britches fallin' down


You can bring Kate or a porterhouse steak
But don′t bring Lulu
Lulu gets glue and she goes cuckoo
Like a clock upon the shelf
She's the kind of smarty
Who breaks up every party
All about Lulu, don′t bring Lulu
(I bring her myself)

We all went to the party
Had a real high-tone affair
And then along came Lulu
As round as any zulu
She started into Charleston
And how the boys did stare
But when she did the hula-hula
Then she got the air

You can bring Dan with the old dead pan
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess with her no and yes
But don′t bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here and redder there
How can we boys keep our heads?
Bulls go wild when they see red


You can bring peas and a crawler 'n' cheese
But don′t bring Lulu
Give her two beers and she tears more tears
And she throws drops off the shelf
When she laughs with feelin′
The boys all hit the ceilin'
All about Lulu
Don′t bring Lulu
She'll come here herself