I'm a Man Songtext
von Bob Schneider

I got these big baby eyes
They′re my only disguise
I'm late to bed
But I′m early to rise
No, those aren't tears in my eyes
I hardly ever cries
I could wrap you in my thighs
I'm a man

I′ve got a Japanese tan
That I got in Japan
I got these hungry hands
And they′re soft as cans
And I've got a head
Full of fantastic plans
I′m a man


Now I've got needs, they′re wild like weeds
As many as sunflowers got seeds
And I'm down here in the weeds
If you cut me, I will bleed
So please don′t cut me

I've got a mouth
But you know what I'm talking ′bout
There′s no need to throw me out
Into the street, I got my own two feet
They're under your sheets
And have been for weeks

And here′s my shit
You can have all of it
And here's my face
It′s out there in space
You can have a taste
Don't let it go to waste
Take it back to your place