Bowel Moves Songtext
von Bob Rivers

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds
Pants too tight, seams busting out
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice
Salsa on top with some extra spice
Lots of extra spice
Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy
Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready
Working on crosswords and reading the news
Working on a bowel move
Trying to move some backed-up drive-thru food
Working on a bowel move
And it was taking time
I was up last night trying to make some thunder
How long would it take? I sat and wondered


Started reading a magazine from 1962
Yeah, and I′m waiting on a bowel move
'Cause I′m all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue
Praying for a bowel move
And I'm out of paper again
Bowel move
(Bowel move)
Ain′t it funny how it takes so much time
(Bowel move)
For a bowel move
(Bowel move)
I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember
(Bowel move)
I shoulda brought my camera