Dr Phil Songtext
von Bob Ricci
Dr Phil Songtext
I′m lying here on your couch feeling lousy
My life's a great big mess
I′m crying here and all you've done
Is prescribe me lots of drugs
I can't stay on your Prozac ′cause it′s making me itch
I can't stay on your Zoloft ′cause it's making me twitch
I said I′m sick of all this medicine so just stuff your little pitch
I found an alternative
'Cause yesterday I turned on the tube
And some bald-headed dude started telling me what to do
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me
He tells me to get a grip
And all of the other shows, they were different
Maybe Dr. Phil can help
I can't stand my lifestyle 'cause it′s making me fat
I′m afraid to make commitments, tell me what is up with that
I'm trying to potty train my kid again but he′s being a little brat
I think I'll write in today
′Cause he cares that I had an affair
And that I'm losing my hair
And that life can be so unfair
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He knows that I'm watching his show
And that my job really blows
And that I like wearing pantyhose
And I swear I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
My friends think I′m a mama′s boy but I tend to disagree
I'm still living with my parents and I′m turning 43
I said I need to wash my hands again 'cause I′m feeling OCD
I think I'll write in today
′Cause he's the man with a seven-step plan
And I'm his biggest fan
He′s my shady and honest, honest man
I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He says I need to get real
I need to get smart
I need to get going here
And I swear I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
′Cause he cares that I had an affair
And that I'm losing my hair
And that life can be so unfair
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He knows that I'm watching his show
And that my job really blows
And that I like wearing pantyhose
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
My life's a great big mess
I′m crying here and all you've done
Is prescribe me lots of drugs
I can't stay on your Prozac ′cause it′s making me itch
I can't stay on your Zoloft ′cause it's making me twitch
I said I′m sick of all this medicine so just stuff your little pitch
I found an alternative
'Cause yesterday I turned on the tube
And some bald-headed dude started telling me what to do
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me
He tells me to get a grip
And all of the other shows, they were different
Maybe Dr. Phil can help
I can't stand my lifestyle 'cause it′s making me fat
I′m afraid to make commitments, tell me what is up with that
I'm trying to potty train my kid again but he′s being a little brat
I think I'll write in today
′Cause he cares that I had an affair
And that I'm losing my hair
And that life can be so unfair
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He knows that I'm watching his show
And that my job really blows
And that I like wearing pantyhose
And I swear I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
My friends think I′m a mama′s boy but I tend to disagree
I'm still living with my parents and I′m turning 43
I said I need to wash my hands again 'cause I′m feeling OCD
I think I'll write in today
′Cause he's the man with a seven-step plan
And I'm his biggest fan
He′s my shady and honest, honest man
I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He says I need to get real
I need to get smart
I need to get going here
And I swear I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
′Cause he cares that I had an affair
And that I'm losing my hair
And that life can be so unfair
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
He knows that I'm watching his show
And that my job really blows
And that I like wearing pantyhose
And I swear I don′t need your pills
Just give me some cable
Let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil
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