FÆRT Songtext
von Blake Hobson

Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt
Crop dusting their victims′ noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank

Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh


Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh
Beep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beaugh ba-da-ba
Deep bop beaugh ba-doop bop beh

Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl
Dudadee dadoot dudadew dudadough dudadough dudadadeaugh
Dudaduh duduh dudaduh dudadough dudadough dudadadowl

We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah

Dittle lattle lattle lettle lootle luttle luttle lettle
Lattle lattle lah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah babababah bob-bob-bob-bob-bobbob-beaugh (OK)
What′ll I do what'll I do (alright)
What′ll I do what'll I do (uh huh)
What′ll I do what'll I do
What′ll I do what'll I do


We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah

We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah
We′re gonna have a real good time
A real good time alright
We're gonna have a real good time
A real good time oh yeah

I have this story
I have this story

Ooh, what is this story about
Ooh, what is this story about

Ooh, one time I was walking in the park and I don′t care
That I had to fart, breaking wind and leaving trails all in the air
If you walked behind, you'd smell what's mine
And you′d close your nose
Oh but it′s butt time, to release this crime
Or conquer my rear foes

And when you felt, that you had smelt
What I had dealt, below my belt
You'd veer off path, to escape my wrath
To be free at last
From a smell that I had passed

Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of)
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda)
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK)
Crop dusting their victims′ noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross)

Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart (sort of)
Did you think it stank up in your nose when you inhaled
And had to stop cause you realized it was a fart (kinda)
Stanky people eat concoctions causing methane buildup
And the pressure has to blow out of their butt (OK)
Crop dusting their victims′ noses causing trauma
Olfactory so now you know it's about the stank (gross)

Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)
Pee-yew pee-yew (shew-wee)

And he was walking down the path
Fortunate enough to be the leader of them all
For he had an abundance of flatulence
And a gate that would fulfill his destiny

You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)

You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)

You (you you know I was walking)
Know (you know I was talking)
I (I had just finished my)
Have to fart (Mexican refried beans)

Oh, this is the end of the song
This is the end of the song
The end
Ooh, this is the end of the song
This is the end
The end of the album
But not the end of our friendship (hi-ya)

Did you ever wonder what the smell was in the air
When you were sitting on a bench and heard a fart

Thanks for listening

Good job