wifi falls like rain Songtext
von Big Kill

Wi-fi falls like rain
Wi-fi falls like rain off of the ceiling
And God said a man is somebody who pisses against the wall
Because there′s a difference between men and women
Men piss against the wall, women don't
I was in Germany and even in public places
They had a sign that prohibited a man from peeing standing up
That′s where we're headed in this country my friend
We got pastors who pee sitting down
We got the president of the United
States who probably pees sitting down And I'm gonna tell you something
That′s what′s wrong with America
Wi-fi falls like rain
Wi-fi falls like rain off of the ceiling
But you know what 400 years ago pastors used to
Stand up and preach that a man needs to be a man
I'm gonna tell you something
I′m not gonna pee sitting down
I'm going to Germany in about a month
You better know I′m gonna stand up everywhere I go