Superheroes Songtext
von Beth Crowley

If I could be a superhero
What kind of superhero would I be?
First I would rule out Iron Man
′Cause I am no genius with technology

Couldn't be Spiderman
My fear of heights ruins that plan
My voice isn′t gruff enough to say
"I'm Batman"
And I've always loved the song Kryptonite


I like my clothes too much to Hulk out of them
Don′t have Thor′s hammer skills to win a fight
Aquaman, let's be real
Marine telepathy is kind of a lame skill

I don′t like running
So the Flash is out
One ring to rule them all's been done before
I′m too prone to accidents for metal claws and
There can't be five people in Fantastic Four

I wouldn′t cut it as a superhero
Much to my chagrin
So I'll keep waiting for my Hogwarts letter
Saying I got in