Ebola Songtext
von Beth Crowley

Ebola spread through other countries at an alarming rate
Now it′s made its way here to these United States
Its presence has cause quite a media scare
But we shouldn't be worried ′cause we've got pretty decent healthcare


So I've made a list of unfortunate things
That are far more likely in the strife that they bring
In spectacular form I could fall down the stairs
Look in the mirror and find gum in my hair
Forget to record my show on DVR
Not get the chance to meet my favorite star

Want a Chick-fil-A biscuit, but of course it′s Sunday
Get cut off when I know I have the right of way
The point of this song′s not to trivialize
It's to remind myself sometimes I need to realize
My problems aren′t really big problems at all
And I shouldn't be stressing ′bout stuff I can't control