Baloney Songtext
von Benny Bell

Three guys I know with plenty of dough once had a grand inspiration
They thought they′d like to go on a hike and spend a ten-day vacation
They took along three bags of food and a pound of macaroni
A can of corn, a can of beans
And an foreign piece of baloney
For seven days they wandered around
The road map somebody lost it
And on the eighth they suddenly found
That all their food was exhausted
The sun went down and here they were in a valley rough and stony
No food at all except that small little precious piece of baloney
It was too small to cut up in three so that was out of the question
And someone got a brilliant idea and made a clever suggestion
They all agreed to go to sleep and they swore it won't be phony
Whoever has the sweetest dream will eat up all the baloney They all woke up the following day and Tony was so delighted
He said he dreamt he went to heaven and joyfully he recited
An angel shook me by the hand and shouted "Hello Tony!"
I think the dream cannot be beat so I guess I win the baloney
The next one said be patient my friend I′m not so sure that you win it
I also dreamt to heaven I went and promptly as I got in it
I took the key to paradise and I rode there on a pony
I think this dream is better than yours so gimmie I want the baloney
The last one said don't argue my friends
You both should win I don't doubt it
I dreamt your dreams were just as you say and I did something about it
I saw you both go up to heaven it made me sad and lonely
I thought you′d never come back again
So I got up and ate the baloney