Widow Bride Songtext
von Ben Caplan

My son you have been so unwise
Forgot to ask for my advice
If you wanna have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride

Get yourself a widow bride
′Cause a widow bride has everything
Her husband couldn't take with him
A widow bride knows how to do
Things you don′t know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don′t know how to teach her to
If you want a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride

King David was a horny king
Saw a subject that he was interested in
But her husband was a soldier fine
So he put him at the front of the battle line


He put him at the front of the battle line
He put him at the front of the battle line
Put him right at the front of the battle line
And the new queen she had everything
Her husband couldn′t take with him

The new queen she knew how to do
Things you don't know how to teach her to
You don′t know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don′t know how to teach her to
If you want a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride

My great grandfather was seduced
By Victoria and the language that she used
She said I'm looking for a strong young man
To match up with these virgin lands


She said that they were virgin lands
But Canada had everything
Her husband couldn′t take with him
But Canada knew how to do
Things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don′t know how to teach her to
You don′t know how to teach her to
If you want a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride

If you want a happy life
Get yourself a widow
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride