Date Your Dad - Acoustic Version Songtext
von Bellah Mae

You′re always in your overdraft
That's why it makes me laugh
When you act like you have tons of money
Friday night photograph
Of the Ciroc you had
To split twelve ways with your buddies
And just because you know one arctic monkey song
Doesn′t make you indie if anything it's icky
And I'm not gonna tolerate your growing pains
I′m not your babysitter babe

It′s way above my pay grade
Oh I'm long overdue an upgrade
I′m not here to teach you how to behave
Found someone who has everything you lack
Don't be mad
But I′m gonna go date your dad
Oh woah


You love to blow your smoke
Said you coulda been pro
But sadly your knee broke
Now you're a bricky
And half the shit you say
You just regurgitate
Straight from I′m just bait
Like it's whitty
Wheel pic of the Benz your mom pays for
With the one-liter engine cause you couldn't get insured
And you think you′re so hard
But can′t parallel park
I'm not your driving instructor babe

That′s way above my paygrade
Oh I'm long overdue an upgrade
I′m not here to teach you how to behave
Found someone who has everything you lack
Don't be mad
But I′m gonna go date your dad

I don't need a child I need a man
When you grow up you'll understand
He′s got everything that you don′t have
Don't be mad
But I′m gonna go date your dad
He's fitter, he′s richer
He's got his shit together
He′s a winner, delivers
He even cooks me dinner
And it's not homewrecking
You're invited to the wedding
So don′t be sad
But I′m gonna go date your dad


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That's my number if you could just go and pass it on to him
Tell him that I′m free tonight anytime after 5
My bad but I'm gonna go date your dad