[untitled] Songtext
von Beefcake

Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It′s not that I want to
Not to say but if you only knew
Okay
How easy it could be
For you to show me how you feel
Whoops

I got a bloody vein that's hanging from my ass
Uncomfortable and itchy, I can′t pass my gas
I hope that I get rid of my hemorrhoid
Isn't that fantastic?


I saw her in a Hustler magazine
She jumped off the page at me
She cost me only $19.95
But God, I wish she was alive
Three holes to fuck her in
Three ways to make me grin
She knows just the way I like it
How I love her plastic clit

Oh yeah baby
How I love your plastic clit
When you're sitting on my dick

That′s the way I like it
How I love your plastic clit
When you′re sitting on my dick
That's the way I like it

She don′t care if I'm late
I never ever take her on a date
It don′t matter if I mess around
'Cause she′s my plastic slam hound
I always keep her very clean
'Cause she's my blow-a-fuck machine

And I love her plastic clit
When she′s sitting on my dick
That′s the way I like it

How I love your plastic clit
When you're sitting on my dick
That′s the way I like it


Thank you everybody
Good night