Bumcrack Songtext
von Beccy Cole

Bumcrack, Bumcrack, I live in Bumcrack
Bumcrack, that′s my town!
Bumcrack, Bumcrack, born and raised in Bumcrack
I'd sure like to show you around

I live way out in the back of Bumcrack
We all go way back in Bumcrack town
You may visit but you sure as hell won′t come back
Bumcrack's hot and sticky all year round

Well, no one ever said this place was pretty
There's no pictures of this town in magazines
No one really visits from the city
And no one ever stays deliberately

Bumcrack, Bumcrack, I live in Bumcrack
Bumcrack, that′s my town!
Bumcrack, Bumcrack, born and raised in Bumcrack
I′d sure like to show you around


Well, you couldn't call a girl from here a lady
The local lingo starts and ends with "F"
Good for her, she turned eighteen without a baby
But she doesn′t have too many teeth inside her head

Bumcrack, Bumcrack, I heart Bumcrack
Buy yourself a Bumcrack souvenir!
Bumcrack, Bumcrack, beautiful Bumcrack
Bumcrack's nice and warm this time of year

Well, they call this town the ass end of the nation
It′s written there in stone on the town hall
No one ever gets off at the station
No one ever gets off here at all

Bumcrack, Bumcrack, get behind out Bumcrack
Let's all have a Bumcrack jubilee!
Bumcrack, Bumcrack, a big parade in Bumcrack
No one loves my Bumcrack better than me

Bumcrack, Bumcrack, sticking down in Bumcrack
That old Bumcrack road is never long
Bumcrack, Bumcrack, my big Bumcrack
We all love to sing the Bumcrack song!